Future career.

So I plan on becoming a Research Wildlife Biologist (somone who studies wild animals and their habitats) I am currently employed as a Veterinarian Assistant and you dont' tell me let me tell you that shit is boring as hell. I used to want to be a Veterinarian Technician, HELL NO! their job HAS to be the most boring thing I've ever seen in my life!! Cats and Dogs are SO overly boring its insane!! but anyways.. lalala.. do become a Wildlife Biologist I will be taking the following classes:
Physical science
Mathematical science
Earth science
Mammology
Ornithology
Animal ecology
Wildlife management
Principals of population dynamics
Invertebrate zoology
Vertebrate zoology
Comparative anatomy of the vertebrates
Embryology
Animal Pysiology
Entemology
Herpetology
Parasitology
Genetics
Botany
Chemistry
Physics
Mathematics
Statistics
Soils
and
Geology
Yeah a lot of classes right? well I don't necissarily want to move away from home to go to school but there are no school's here that have a Wildlife Biology program. And this pisses me off more than anything. You would think at least there would be an online program but I've searched all over the place.. nothing. I do not want to go to WSU my younger sister goes there which is a plus BUT wsu is the "party" school and I don't have the time or money to bother with parties and loud people. Also, you have to live in a dorm your freshman year with a room mate. My younger sister (Regan) say's that her room mate does nothing but party and come home late. And that would not work with me. so what to do? what to do? Change my major? NO. continue to scour the internet for online programs? uuuuugh.
I don't know.
For now I'm just going to take my pre-requisists at WSU tri-cities (the red highlighted classes) and then hopefully by then SOMEONE will have invented an online Wildlife Biology major program. PLEASE PEOPLE SAVE ME!